I almost ran over a guy walking in front of my car in the line at Starbucks. That would have been THE most white girl way to go to jail.




Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

This feels so good to my brain

(via camouflageandhoofprints)


This deserves more notes

(Source: sandandglass, via lifesadance87)

Promotion at work: Official.

Thumbs up to the start of the week.

Thumbs down to cramps. Go fuck yourself uterus. Sorry I didn’t put a baby in you this month, you asshole.


turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

(via popsicool)


"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)

(via popsicool)

Day off WITH the gf and were NOT doing barn stuff? This never happens :)