• me: i don't want to have kids
  • every adult within 100 mile radius: nonseNSE!! you'll end up having them in a few years!!! kids!!! mANY KIDS!! wonderful things you will love them! can''t not have kids?!!¿ chILDREN!

It’s never.ending.

Tomorrow- Are ALL the holidays.

Happy 2nd birthday to this lady. Can’t believe she’s already 2…

Effie,I can honestly say this has been the most annoying 2 years of my life but that’s the reason I love you :)

The fact that I said “Oh shoot” is ONLY bc I was around kids all day. 

I wanted to say “Oh shit.” I was thinking “Oh fuck.” And the worlds worst Texan sounding “Oh shoot.” Came out instead.

The fact that I said “Oh shoot” is ONLY bc I was around kids all day.

I wanted to say “Oh shit.” I was thinking “Oh fuck.” And the worlds worst Texan sounding “Oh shoot.” Came out instead.

My favorite kid ever

My favorite kid ever

fangirltothefullest:

THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

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thebicker:

Friendly reminder.

thebicker:

Friendly reminder.

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peterfromtexas:

Meanwhile in Toronto

I almost ran over a guy walking in front of my car in the line at Starbucks. That would have been THE most white girl way to go to jail.