I almost ran over a guy walking in front of my car in the line at Starbucks. That would have been THE most white girl way to go to jail.

drewgray:

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

This feels so good to my brain

(via camouflageandhoofprints)

alter-of-the-sky:

This deserves more notes

(Source: sandandglass, via lifesadance87)

Promotion at work: Official.

Thumbs up to the start of the week.

Thumbs down to cramps. Go fuck yourself uterus. Sorry I didn’t put a baby in you this month, you asshole.

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

(via popsicool)

laugh-dance-ellen:

"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)

(via popsicool)

Day off WITH the gf and were NOT doing barn stuff? This never happens :)