December 2010
25 posts
WatchI want to BE Kristen Wiig. Shes comic genius.
“Hey there Delilah, whats its like in New York City, you’re a thousand...”
Dear week,
You are going to be far too long and tiring for me. (thats what she said) But, the busier I am, the richer I am, so I guess its a good thing. No crazy New Years plans and Im ok with that. Drinking at a friends house will suit me jeeuuust fine. So many things are going awesomely for me its kinda weird! Car-fixed. Busy at work-yeeuup. Amazing friends-eff yes. Super awesome gf-totes. Bipolar but...
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a...”
– Albert Einstein (via onzo)
“It’s Christmas, for goodness sake! Think about the Baby Jesus, up in that tower,...”
– Karen Walker
(via jilianlea)
Ponder this
Ever think maybe Waldo didnt WANNA be found? I mean…why was he hiding in the first place? Noone ever thinks of his back story. I like to think maybe his family mysteriously disappeared and the cops were liking him for the crime. So if you DO find Waldo…maybe dont tell all your friends. I have a feeling he can pick locks and kill you in your sleep. He’s one gangsta candy stripe...
Things Im enjoying getting used to:
Random person-“Do you have a girlfriend?”
Me-“Yes…Yes I do.”
<333
WatchWhere the hell has THIS Jessica Alba been? After years of being mediocre and boring, I feel like I could be starting to like her. Stop making movies like “Honey” and “The Eye” and we’ll see how it goes Miss Alba.
Anonymous asked: I don't like the way you spoke about Samson.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Losing my Tumblr virginity.
So I was told by a very reliable, very adorable source that Tumblr was the way to go. To which I replied “I dont think Im interesting enough for all that.” Then I started thinking…I dont give a shit if Im not interesting, Im doing it anyways :) So suck it. I dont know why on earth anyone would want to come read the useless ramblings of a stranger, but hey, weirder things have...
