I don't have time for this...: Archive

Feb 1st

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Feb 1st

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Feb 1st

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Feb 1st

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jninetysix-deactivated20111106 asked: hayley williams has a tumblr even! http://yelyahwilliams.tumblr.com/

Jan 29th

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Jan 28th

elainethehorsegurl asked: i would share my jack if you were in PA/MD!!!
btw i find u & jess freaking adorable!!!! :)

Jan 28th

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Jan 27th

Random Thoughts

And Ive got a couple today. Usually I keep them to myself and wonder quietly why people are the way they are, but lately Im feeling as if I need other peoples input. Am I the only one who thinks this way? Surely not. Ok… Thought #1-Why is it IMPOSSIBLE for some girls to be single? I dont get it. Are you THAT unhappy alone? I mean, I get that its nice to have a significant other, beyond nice...

Jan 26th

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Jan 26th

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James Franco Has A Sex Tape

kathrynlalala: SOMEONE LEAK THAT SHIT NOW ummmm yes please.

Jan 26th

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Favorite girlfriend quote of the night-

“Aww, if you were deaf, you’d be Jodi.” Thanks for that. hahahaha

Jan 24th

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PARTY PANTS

= ON.

Jan 21st

:D

Off to Austin tonite with all my favorite people! This weekend is MUCH NEEDED. It feels like I havent been out in SO long, Ive been going kind of stir crazy. Lots of drinks, lots of dancing, lots of awesome friends. Cant. Wait. Bring on tequila weekend!

Jan 21st

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Hmmm...

Driving 2 hours, at night, after you get off work JUST to come stay the night with me and hang out for a couple hours before you have to go back in the morning?…yeah….I think I’ll keep you around for a while.

Jan 20th

Jan 19th

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Jan 18th

trhpeanut asked: We have the same layout.
Awesome.
we're Tumblr Twinsies.

Btw, Thanks for the follow. :)

Jan 18th

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Jan 18th

The awkward moment when your lesbian girlfriend...

Jesus

Jan 14th

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“Sesame Street. Was that the program where all those puppets live in the bario? I...”

– Dwight Schrute

Jan 13th

“Bare my child. I need to have a baby for business purposes and I want you to be...”

– Dwight K. Schrute

Jan 12th

Its the little things I like the most.

“Want a bite of my poptart?” “No…I dont like poptarts.” “What?! You dont like poptarts?….That might be a deal breaker….we probably should break up.” “But…..that just means there’s more poptarts for you….” “………good call….ok we can get back together now.”

Jan 11th

jninetysix-deactivated20111106 asked: I finished Snookis novel...now let me tell you it certainly wasn't top class literature but it was hilarious. Just a story about two girls at the Jersey Shore trying to spend the summer finding some hot juiceheads to lay them and all the crazy adventures and life lessons they learn along the way. I laughed almost the whole book.

Jan 11th